Alleged Human Sarah Palin Would ‘Do Great’ As A Presidential Candidate, Says John McCain


If then-candidate John McCain had not unleashed the half-wit Governor of Alaska upon us, she would probably be doing infomercials for dubious products. Or she’d be a bag-lady, hanging outside in the back of a local biker bar.

According to McCain, Sarah Palin (AKA: Crazy Pants) would do really well if she ran in 2016.

“She’s very interesting. And I’m sure she’d do great,” Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) told The Washington Post on Wednesday during a brief interview.

McCain has consistently supported Palin even after his campaign team offered a few details about her crazy-times.

For example, in 2013, an adviser to McCain, Steve Schmidt, apologized for the “freak show” known as Sarah Palin.  Schmidt called her part of the “asininity” wing of the Republican Party.

No forgiveness for you, Mr. Schmidt. He was willing to allow her to sit in the second highest seat in the land, with her grabby little fingers far too close to that “newkewlar”  button.

Palin has also defended McCain and she campaigned for the senator in his 2010 reelection bid.

Ms. Crazy Pants says she is “seriously interested” in running for president in 2016. In another incoherent mishmash of alleged words, she told ABC, “We definitely had enough of seeing that — America has had enough of seeing that — sign on the Oval Office door saying, ‘No Girls Allowed.’ I know that.”

She may have just inadvertently backed a Hillary Clinton run.

If McCain thinks our girl Sarah would “do great” as a GOP nominee, then that says very little for the rest of the Republican candidates with an eye on the White House.

McCain has openly encouraged his close friend, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), to run, which is another story altogether.

I’m not even sure Palin is human. She’s more like a badly done caricature of one. I’ll never know unless I meet her and I would never want to do that to myself. McCain, on the other hand, was more than happy to unleash this “freak show” on the rest of us.

I encourage her to run. Go girl! We need to take her ego down a notch or twenty until she just fades away.

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