Because Nothing Else Is Going On, Trump Announces Again That He ‘Won The Election!’


1.5 million Americans in Hawaii thought they were going to die and instead of addressing the situation, Donald Trump continued his golf game in Florida. It’s kind of an important issue since Trump has been having a d-ck measuring contest with North Korea’s dictator. Residents in the state were so terrified that they were hiding their children in storm drains. Finally, Trump decided to tweet, but not about the fake alert sent out in the state of Hawaii. Instead, Trump tweeted about ‘fake news,’ the author of the new book “Fire and Fury” whom he called “mentally deranged” and announced again that he ‘won the election.’

“So much Fake News is being reported. They don’t even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong. They promote the Fake Book of a mentally deranged author, who knowingly writes false information,” he tweeted. “The Mainstream Media is crazed that WE won the election!”

Twitter users reminded Donald of the situation in Hawaii.

A leader calms his or her country’s citizens during chaotic times. Trump must think that Hawaii is just another ‘shithole country,’ totally unaware that it is part of the U.S. For 38 terrifying minutes, an entire state’s population thought they were doomed and Trump is tweeting about the 2016 election.

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