Donald Trump Suggests Starbucks Boycott Over The New Red Cups


Conservatives are in an uproar over Starbucks after the coffee giant announced their new red cups, because we all know you can only find Jesus in plastic cups that say ‘Merry Christmas.’













Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump took on this earth-shattering issue on Monday, floating the prospect of a Starbucks boycott, according to CNN.

“I have one of the most successful Starbucks, in Trump Tower. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks? I don’t know. Seriously, I don’t care. That’s the end of that lease, but who cares?” Trump told a crowd in Springfield, Illinois, on Monday. “If I become president, we’re all going to be saying Merry Christmas again, that I can tell you. That I can tell you.”

Trump’s comments come on the eve of the next Republican presidential debate hosted by Fox Business News and the Wall Street Journal, in which the hotel magnate will pander  to Christian evangelicals.


The red cup does not stop people from wishing others a ‘Merry Christmas’ unless you’re a complete idiot. It’s not a Commie Cup because it’s red.

“I guarantee if I become president, we’re going to be saying ‘Merry Christmas’ at every store,” he said previously.

So Trump wants a boycott of the Starbucks which is in Trump Towers. OK then. And he wants to force people to say ‘Merry Christmas,’ if he becomes President. That should go down well with the Jewish population.

Meanwhile, Starbucks sells a ‘Christmas blend’ packaged ground coffee blend.

Sure that whole ‘Merry Christmas’ greeting that’s not on the cup is at the core of the problems in America today. With the new cup, no one will ever find Jesus:(

Just like every year, I wish my atheist friends a Merry Christmas, a greeting which they offer me as well.

And I give zero fucks if someone says, “Happy Holidays,” instead. Conservatives need to stop losing their shit over a cup.

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