Sean Hannity started off Thanksgiving week with a bang. First thing on Monday, he went back to playing “Doctor” Hannity on his radio program and offered, via Twitter, to field calls from folks looking for ways to deal with their liberal family members over the holiday weekend:
Dr. Hannity is back! Need advice on how to deal with you liberal relatives over the Thanksgiving holiday? Call into my radio show 800-941-7326.
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) November 20, 2017
It’s a pretty predictable move for the longtime right-wing host of both television and the AM radio airwaves, whose books include the insanely-titled Deliver Us from Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Liberalism; Let Freedom Ring: Winning the War of Liberty over Liberalism; and of course the classic, My Hands Are Just Too Big For This Anymore: How Liberalism Made My Dick So Small.
Hannity’s would-be patients seemingly couldn’t wait to call in to his show, though. They started tweeting back at him immediately, and let’s just say that when you’re Sean Hannity… Life comes at you fast:
Dear Dr. Hannity,
If my dad’s 32-year-old friend starts to molest my 14-year-old niece, how long should I wait before I knock him out with a gravy boat?
— Holly O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) November 20, 2017
Sean, I wish I could call to give me advice on how to deal with lunatic like you pic.twitter.com/6QAAJ49abq
— Jonathan (@Jrlosier) November 20, 2017
Need advice on sounding batshit crazy when talking Collusion and conspiracy! Don’t miss @seanhannity tonight, featuring an exclusive with the ghost of Seth Rich, and Newt “I’ll say whatever” Gengrich!
— Matthew Gibson (@What_r_we_CRAZY) November 20, 2017
If it involves how to defend a puss grabbing POTUS or a child molesting wannabe senator while slandering Hillary, don’t bother. We don’t want to be at that dinner.
— Cheryl cassidy (@Cherylcassidy10) November 20, 2017
Dr. Hannity if my relatives don’t agree with me, how long and how loud should I yell “benghazi & her emails!”
— Ginger B Soapbox (@Gingerbsoapbox) November 20, 2017
Dear Dr., I have a relative who calls victims of a child molester liars. What’s wrong with him? – Concerned in NY
— Jade Miles (@JadeMiles4) November 20, 2017
Dr. Hannity – How can I wrap up the Thanksgiving leftovers when my FOX-viewing relatives always use up all the aluminum foil to make their hats? Help!
— Trump Subtext (@TSubtext) November 21, 2017
Of course, it wouldn’t be the Hannity crowd without the handful of lunatics who actually think like he does and take him seriously, so in the name of knowing who’s out there before you fly across the country to hang out with your Trump-supporting racist great uncle, here’s a few of those as well:
having a liberal relative is like my daughter dating a black man. It ain’t happening
— JJ (@JJO361) November 20, 2017
I’m wearing my NRA shirt and open carry! Fuck them!!
— Just Me (@gunsandfire) November 20, 2017
This is where I brag that I don’t have liberal relatives! I dated one once, didn’t last long…’bout as close as I came. Liberals just don’t get me and I don’t get them. How can you hate the country you live in, believe we came from monkeys, think cars are killing the earth, etc?
— Springfield Original (@gspring2014) November 20, 2017
And just to really ratchet up the irony on this, one from an amazingly-named tweeter to wrap up the advice portion of the day:
DON’T INVITE THEM TO DINNER, IT’S SIMPLE!
— RespectGoesBothWays! (@ABAServes) November 20, 2017
Folks, we know you’re not calling in to Hannity’s show for advice. But we strongly recommend you follow his Twitter account so you can get in on this when he does it around Christmas.
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