Jon Stewart took the Iowa Freedom Summit to task on his show, which featured the incoherent ramblings of former half-wit Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin (AKA: Crazy Pants).
After playing clips of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), Donald Trump, Texas Gov. Rick Perry and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker, Stewart concluded Palin out-crazied them all.
“It was all going fine until tragically her subjects stopped talking to her verbs,” Stewart remarked.
“Now we know what it’s like to get cornered by Mrs. Palin at an open bar wedding,” he said.
In Palin’s word-salad-y speech, she said, “To finally stop this overreaching bureaucracy, we get on offense and drive in solutions—and we be bold.”
“Sarah Palin doesn’t believe in your liberal elitist ‘grammar’ and ‘syntax,'” Stewart concluded. “She be bold.”
Watch courtesy of Comedy Central:
Conservatives have stepped up to voice their confusion over Ms. Pants’ speech, too. And why not, after all, who can make sense of alleged sentences such as this, ‘The man can only ride you when your back is bent, so strengthen it! Then the man can’t ride you, America won’t get taken for a ride, because so much is at stake.”
“It is good that we have a deep bench and its primary competition that will surface the candidate who’s up to the task and unify and this person has to because knowing what the media will do throughout all of 2016 to all of us it’s going to take more than a village to beat Hillary,” she rambled.
In her defense, Crazy Pants is no more incoherent than other Tea Partiers.
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