Mexico’s President Says Trump LIED, Told Him Mexico Won’t Pay For His F*cking Wall


At all of Donald Trump’s rallies he tells his supporters that he will build a wall and “make Mexico pay for it.” He has offered no particulars on how that’s going to happen but he just says he’ll do it and Trumpsters eat it up.

Donald said Wednesday that he and Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto did not discuss who would pay for the wall on our country’s border and that’s pretty weird, don’t you think? It’s his platform. His supporters are voting for a wall which he promises to be tax-free and full of goody goodness for Americans.

Then this happened:

Speaking at a joint press conference after their private meeting in Mexico City, Trump said he was “straightforward” in discussing his views on trade and immigration with Peña Nieto but said the meeting was only “preliminary.

“Who pays for the wall? We didn’t discuss,” Trump told reporters. He confirmed to the reporters that they did speak about the wall but not payment.

As a surprise to no one ever, Mr. Liar Pants lied.

The Associated Press reports, “Pena Nieto says he told Trump that Mexico won’t pay for border wall, contradicting Trump, who says it was not discussed.”

Some people are saying that Donald isn’t well. He has no stamina. Donald is low energy, thus further proof that he’s a very sickly 70-year-old man. Not me, but many people are saying that. Also, he lost his balls en route to Mexico. Well, long before that really. Maybe Hillary Clinton has them. We would have to ask. Neither the Clinton campaign or Mr. Liar Pants’ Alt-Right campaign has returned our request for comment as to the whereabouts of Donald’s missing little balls. But really, do Eunuchs even have balls? We’re just asking, mmkay? We are not doctors.

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