Naturally, Sen. Graham Gives Joni Ernst A Castration Device On Her First Day As A Senator


Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) gifted newly elected Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Hog-Castrator) with a plaque of a gigantic livestock castration device on her first day in office.

The creepy gift is a reference to Ernst’ campaign ad in which she declared she knew how to “cut pork” because she grew up castrating hogs on her farm.

She’s says she’s going to make Washington squeeeaaal, dammit. Oh wait, she’s part of Washington now so I guess she’ll have to make herself suffer some terrible shit.

Watch Ernst’s campaign video:

I hear banjos when I think of Ernst.

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