Pastor Says He Punched A Kid ‘As Hard As I Could’ To Bring Him To The Lord


There’s nothing like having the Lord punched into a little kid’s chest by a pastor. Feel the love!

Dave Dr. Gonzo on Liberaland points to a post on another blog and now it’s on our blog, in which a Pastor at the Bible Baptist Church in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey brags about beating religion into a little kid.

The fine upstanding pastor’s church posted a video of him claiming to have converted a “smart aleck” youth by “punching him in the chest as hard as I could.”

Raw Story reports:

Pastor Eric Dammann begins by saying that he met a young man in Calgary named “Ben,” who was “a nice kid, but one of those — he was a real smart aleck. He was a bright kid, which didn’t help things — made him more dangerous.”

“We were outside one day at youth group,” Dammann continues, “and he was just trying to push my buttons. He was just kind of not taking the Lord serious [sic].”

“So I walked over to him and went BAM! Punched him in the chest as hard as I could. I crumpled the kid. I just crumpled him.”

“Then I leaned over and said, ‘Ben, when are you going to stop playing games with God?’ I led that man to the Lord right there,” he concludes.

Watch the kid puncher below:

Well I’ll bet the little kid belieeeeeeves in GOP Jesus now. Don’t you, Punk?

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