The Internet Cringes As Mike Pence’s Head Tries To Crawl Up Trump’s A** (VIDEO)


Duplicitous asshat Mike Pence bent over and grabbed his Christian ankles today for Donald Trump as the former reality show star took in the moment. Trump touted the historic accomplishments of Donald Trump during his first year in office, then Pence took over to talk about how awesome Donald Trump is.

“Thank you for seeing through the course of this year an agenda that truly is restoring this country,” Pence said.

“You’ve restored American credibility on the world stage. We’re standing with our allies, we’re standing up to our enemies,” he continued while lying through his pearly whites.

“You signed more bills rolling back federal red tape than any president in American history. You’ve unleashed American energy,” he said. “You’ve spurred an optimism in this country that’s setting records.”

“I’m deeply humbled as your vice president to be able to be here,” he continued as if he couldn’t stop himself. “Because of your leadership and because of the strong support of the leadership of the Congress, you’re delivering on that middle-class miracle.”

“I want to thank you Mr. President,” he added. “I want to thank you for speaking on behalf of and fighting every day for the forgotten men and women of America.”


I want to suck your d*ck, Mr. President, he almost added.

The internet noticed that Pence was groveling.

Imagine the reaction from conservatives if Joe Biden had acted in this manner with former President Barack Obama. But that never happened because last year, we had a normal President.

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