Duplicitous asshat Mike Pence bent over and grabbed his Christian ankles today for Donald Trump as the former reality show star took in the moment. Trump touted the historic accomplishments of Donald Trump during his first year in office, then Pence took over to talk about how awesome Donald Trump is.
“Thank you for seeing through the course of this year an agenda that truly is restoring this country,” Pence said.
“You’ve restored American credibility on the world stage. We’re standing with our allies, we’re standing up to our enemies,” he continued while lying through his pearly whites.
“You signed more bills rolling back federal red tape than any president in American history. You’ve unleashed American energy,” he said. “You’ve spurred an optimism in this country that’s setting records.”
“I’m deeply humbled as your vice president to be able to be here,” he continued as if he couldn’t stop himself. “Because of your leadership and because of the strong support of the leadership of the Congress, you’re delivering on that middle-class miracle.”
“I want to thank you Mr. President,” he added. “I want to thank you for speaking on behalf of and fighting every day for the forgotten men and women of America.”
Good Lord, you need to watch this. After Ben Carson’s Prayer, Mike Pence actually delivered a prayer of thanks to Trump. Must watch. pic.twitter.com/sAq9OQnQT9
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) December 20, 2017
I want to suck your d*ck, Mr. President, he almost added.
The internet noticed that Pence was groveling.
“You are the single greatest human in this galaxy — nay in any galaxy.” — Mike Pence on Trump, basically
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) December 20, 2017
Was Pence’s wife present for the dick suckage
— Alt_Dept. of Labor (@alt_labor) December 20, 2017
This is language out of a totalitarian state.
— Jon Elsen (@elsenj) December 20, 2017
There are ass kissers,
there are sycophantic ass kissers,
there are shameless ass kissers,
there are embarrassing ass kissers
— Fernand R. Amandi (@AmandiOnAir) December 20, 2017
This Mike Pence “prayer” of thanks to Trump is excruciatingly, stomach-churningly uncomfortable to watch. The ritual submission and exaltation is nearly pornographic. This is not America. pic.twitter.com/FN6y2X2K73
— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) December 20, 2017
Pretty sure Pence is gonna be sleeping on the couch for the next few weeks.
— Joe Kirsch (@joekirsch7) December 20, 2017
This is absolutely revolting. And if it’s a prayer, it sounds like a benediction. https://t.co/o92eyk4LYC
— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) December 20, 2017
Oh good grief. Here we go again. Yet another , “go around the Cabinet table kissing Trump’s butt” session to end the year. Make America Gag Again.
— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) December 20, 2017
Omg that was disgusting. Pence is literally crawling up Trump’s ass.
— deannie meloche (@deannie7112011) December 20, 2017
Hope Mike Pence was wearing a bib. Good Lord
— Ed Cox (@SurfeagleEd) December 20, 2017
Imagine the reaction from conservatives if Joe Biden had acted in this manner with former President Barack Obama. But that never happened because last year, we had a normal President.
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