The Internet Recoils In Horror As Republican Lawmaker’s D*ck Pic Circulates


Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) says he’s really sorry after a nude photo of him circulated on social media, but he’s not as sorry as the unfortunate internet users are after being subjected to seeing it. Warning: The image will make you never want to see a d*ck again. Also circulating is a message from Barton which reads, “I want u soo bad. Right now. Deep and hard.”

We apologize in advance for the image.

Barton apologized for not using “better judgment” and said in a statement, “While separated from my second wife, prior to the divorce, I had sexual relationships with other mature adult women.”

“Each was consensual. Those relationships have ended. I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days. I am sorry that I let my constituents down,” the 68-year-old lawmaker continued.

The entire Internet feels let down, too. I’m not sure why some men and women send nude selfies to random people while thinking it’s a good idea.

It’s not clear who released the photo, and if this was a case of revenge porn, that’s bad, k? But, again we’re seeing the case of an anti-gay Republican who voted to ban same sex marriage and yet, he’s the one with issues.

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