Trump Threatens To Cancel Press Briefings Because His Own Staff Is F*cking Up


Team Trump just can’t get their stories straight and that’s upsetting the former reality show star who mistakenly thought he could handle being the leader of the Free World. The White House tried to defend the alleged president firing FBI Director James Comey, but instead, a slew of contradictions ensued. Donald Trump also repeatedly contradicted himself while trying to defend firing the very man who was leading an investigation into his administration’s alleged ties to Russia. So now, Trump is suggesting he might cancel “all future ‘press briefings'” in the name of accuracy.

But, he first blamed the ‘fake media.’

“The Fake Media is working overtime today!” Trump tweeted.

Then he literally admitted that his own staff is incapable of telling the truth.

“As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!” Trump tweeted.

“…Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future “press briefings” and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???,” he continued.

While the ‘fake media™’ calls Trump and his staff’s version of events inconsistencies, we’re going to go with the words ‘cover up’ and ‘lies’.

The White House’s attempt to cover up the real reasons for Comey’s ouster were in stark contrast to Donald Trump’s signed letter to the FBI Director. Trump and his staff initially said that Comey was fired after the recommendation of the attorney general and his deputy, but one day later the former reality show star changed the version of events.

“I was going to fire regardless of the recommendation,” Trump told NBC’s Lester Holt.

He’s lying. His staff is defending his lies and now, he’s blaming them and the ‘fake media’ for his lies. And for that, he’s pissing off the feds. Trump launched a war on the Intelligence community and the media and now they’re going to fight back.

If Trump was concerned about accuracy, he would delete his Twitter account.

By the way, has anyone seen White House press secretary Sean Spicer lately? We’re a bit worried about him. Spicer was last seen hiding in the bushes, yelling, “Turn off the lights!”

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