Trump Visits The Pope, And The Pictures Are Hilariously Awkward


After meeting with his best buds the Saudis earlier in the week and somehow managing not to do or say anything outrageously offensive while visiting Israel, ‘Merica’s own evil loser visited the Vatican Wednesday morning. The meeting was as awkward as one might imagine, considering that the Pope has been one of Trump’s biggest critics and Trump is clearly a bigly sinner.

The Pope has made how he feels about Agent Orange clear on many occasions, basically campaigning against him just prior to the November election:

No tyranny finds support without tapping into our fears. This is key. Hence, all tyranny is terrorist.

And even going so far as to insinuate that Trump was not a Christian if he chose to build a wall between the United States and Mexico:

A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian. This is not the gospel

FYI, Donnie Dum-Dum—there are lots of Catholics in Mexico.

Trump has been no fan of the Pope’s either, and fired back to the Pope’s admonitions while on the campaign trail, calling them “disgraceful” and issuing this warning,

If and when the Vatican is attacked by Isis, which as everyone knows is Isis’s ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been president.

Trump, who probably breaks every one of the Ten Commandments before he eats breakfast in the morning, spent the morning’s Vatican visit alternating between grinning like an idiot and trying to put his big boy face on and look introspective. The Pope looked absolutely despondent. To be fair, he has probably spent every day since the election asking the Holy Father how He could allow such an absolutely horrible f*cking excuse for a human being to become President of the United States and petitioning Him to smite the Orange Satan.


Trump will undoubtedly claim that his visit with the Pope was a great success. We will let the pictures speak for themselves.

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