What Would Jesus Tweet: Trump Thinks He Single-Handedly Saved Christmas (WATCH)

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Among Fabricator-in-Chief Donald Trump’s sterling accomplishments this past year, restoring the phrase “Merry Christmas” is, according to him, one of the big ones:

Of course he’s got his head stuck so far up his own ass that he denies that his predecessor was a Christmas man himself. Watch:

The Internet predictably piled on.

Now that this latest accomplishment is behind him, here are a few other expressions that Trump will bring back next:

Everybody knows that Trump’s “Merry Christmas” campaign is yet another form of his “America first” crusade. It’s also a way to pander to a large portion of his base, those Bible-believing, gay-hating, gun-toting, climate change-denying, xenophobic, self-righteous, hypocritical Evangelicals. It’s a slap in the face for non-Israeli Jews (classic Trump contradiction), Muslims, agnostics, atheists, and anyone who doesn’t wear her religion on her sleeve.

Merry Christmas, Donald. Enjoy it while you can, before Robert Mueller grabs you by the short hairs.

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